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Friday, February 18, 2005

...and now he's the Devil



Saw this years ago, but stumbled across it again (thanks to Harps).

Some weirdo has dedicated a site to educating people around the world on the terrifying true nature of everyone's favourite e-mail villain. The site starts off begging the question: "He has even less musical talent than John Tesh... His television shows are unwatchable... and yet He's one of the world's most popular stars... how has He done it?"

Which is all very valid, when you think about it for a few minutes.

What follows is an empassioned, well-researched and entirely convincing attempt to answer what is arguably one of the most burning questions in modern times. And once you've finished reading, you too will punch yourself in the balls (or titties, if you prefer), because its just so obvious and you should have realised it years ago...that David Hasselhoff is the AntiChrist!





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