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Wednesday, January 12, 2005

Snappy the little crocodile



"The hottest thing in German music right now is a 4-year-old girl's made-up song about a crocodile.

Joy Gruttman's song, "Snappy the Little Crocodile" ("Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil"), is the No. 1 song on the German charts. Her family posted the song on a web site as a joke, but a radio station in Cologne, Germany, got hold of it and made it a hit.

Gruttman is the youngest recording artist to make it to the German Top 10, let alone No. 1.

"Snappy" beat out songs by Kylie Minogue and Linkin Park. The song is even appearing as remixes in German dance clubs." TheDenverChannel

Save us from Europe. First Gunther, now this. As much as I like to get on America's case for being uncultured, the fucking Europeans aren't helping with shit like this. Remember Eiffel 65? What the fuck are they thinking? Its not cute - its just plain stupid. Oooooooh, I get sooooo angry!!

You can decide for yourself, if you really have to: take a listen to this hopelessly inane and irritating "song" (the sad thing is that I've definately heard worse from grown-ups).





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