Thursday, January 20, 2005

Chloe Sevigny is a bad girl

WOW!! Now this is the stuff that Splattermail was born to promote!! Actress Chloe Sevigny (Boys Don't Cry, American Psycho, Kids and last Monday night's Will and Grace) has finally pushed the envelope over the edge, artistically blurring the line between cinema and porno. Whatever. She fuckin' gives some lucky dude head...in her movie The Brown Bunny!! WOWOWOWOW!!! And I fucking wore the VCR out trying to toss my nuts over Sharon Stone's can-you-see-it-can't-you-see-it beef curtain flasher. Jeez, we've all grown up fast.

Now this is not fresh news, I have to confess. I have seen it before, but have only discovered the video clip of it now!! Spectacular!! And what kind of cheap Salami would I be if I didn't share it with y'all?

I'm unpacking the plastic macintosh and booking a front row seat at the matinee for this one! Popcorn strictly optional. Bog roll mandatory.

The future of cinema has never looked brighter. Sigh.

PS. Man, this chick really loves the cock. And she swallows. I'm in love. Again.

PPS. I couldn't believe it. This is incredible.

PPPS. *schp├╝nken*

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