Sunday, January 23, 2005

Cheating Housewife Services

It's not often that someone forwards a spam email on, but this one is pretty great:

From: Matilda A. Short [mailto:matilda_shortqu@cs.com]
Sent: Sunday, January 23, 2005 1:48 PM
To: ----------
Subject: Your Match

4 Wives looking for fun have been matched for you in your area:

1) Lauren, 123 lbs, 5'7, 36c, 21 miles away, available Jan 24-26th
2) Amanda, 121 lbs, 5'9, 36d, 12 miles away, available most week nights (looking for side-fling)
3) Alexis, 125 lbs, 5'9, 34b, 19 miles away, available Jan 22-28th
4) Rachel, 123 lbs, 5'7, 36c, 12 miles away, available most week nights (looking for side-fling)

All 4 women are waiting to speak with you live & have photos. Webcam's are available for all 4.


If you have found a lady or not to be paired up then continue.

They must be hooked up to some sort of serious global positioning system through the CIA as somehow they know how far away you are from them. I think I'll have a go with Amanda as she's only 12 miles away which would make it somewhere near Brixton or Yeoville.

[thanks Rob for email]

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