Monday, January 10, 2005

Anna Vagina

Some fucking moron has resurrected the rumour that I have genital warts. Once again...it is not true. Please be more responsible in future: the female populations of Joburg and Cape Town are in a frenzy, and even poor Anna Kournikova's a little concerned (thanks to a particularly sexy version of Enrique's Hero with which I managed to croon my way into her thong).

Besides...they're "love blisters", not warts.

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