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Tuesday, January 25, 2005

"And the award goes to..."



Following a rather rank Thursday evening (by his own admission), Splattermail reader Paolo Koala, with head hung low and morale smashed, came forward, entirely of his own volition, and admitted to nailing a beast of a most vile and putrid nature. This was on Friday.

Even more depressing was the fact that Mr Koala was then forced to contact the thirty-something teacher the next morning, on his own cellphone, due to the fact that he had "forgotten" said cellphone in the backseat of her car, to arrange to collect it from her. Oy.

In keeping with the spirit of the Orc Horse / Swamp Donkey floating trophy, Koala accepted his award from previous world-champion, all-time-record trophy holder, five time MVP and orc horse fanatic, Finkelstein, in a brief, but grotesquely amusing ceremony, amid a mass of drunk revellers at Friday night's final Pink Palace blow-out. A karaoke/PA system added to the pomp. He did not offer an acceptance speech.

To Koala: we've all been there before. Most of us, however, managed to keep our fingers clean. Long live the King!






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