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Friday, August 27, 2004

La Tomatina



"Upwards of 30,000 people have taken part in Spain's annual La Tomatina tomato throwing festival. The participants in the event in the eastern town of Bunol, pelted each other with tons of ripe tomatoes. The festival is held every year on the last Wednesday in August.
It's said to have begun in the 1940s when locals began throwing their lunch at each other in a square in the town. Bunol residents who watched the messy proceedings from balconies, poured water on the crowd." - Ananova


Read more: http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1079226.html


Franco. 2005 is coming.



Britney Spears



Why the fuck did Britney ever start to let herself go? Sometimes I think she's consciously trying to make me lose interest. Such a waste, cos she used to be fairly tight (well, I thought so). Don't get me wrong, though - I'd still do her in a heartbeat, but I don't exactly lie awake obsessing about her and how great our life together would be anymore.



Thursday, August 26, 2004

How big kak can get you in even bigger kak

Some American dude got arrested for destroying a toilet with his ginormous kak. Cool. And that's what you get for setting free the hostages. Speaking of which, its late and I need to go commit a serious, heinous felony myself.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1079358.html



"Don't drink the water..."



This blog shit is fun!

I know its old news already to some, but the US state of Illinois sued the Dave Matthews Band on Tuesday for allegedly dumping up to 800 pounds of liquid human waste from a bus into the Chicago River, dousing a tour boat filled with passengers. Aaaah. Could this be an act of terrorism? Will Bush inflict his wrath upon the shores of South Africa in retaliation for what could quite possibly be interpreted as an unaggravated assault on a civilian target using a biological weapon of arse eruption? Nice little story in any event. And the above picture is unrelated.

Read more: http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Music/08/25/bus.waste.ap/index.html

(Thanks to Tiger Cohen for the inspirational headline - Ed.)



EPISODE IV: A NEW HOPE



Hello, turdburglars. Long have I been purveying filth to those fortunate enough to know me, but never before have I ventured beyond the realms of Microsoft Outlook in furthering my nefarious designs. So thanks to Oros Gray for suggesting I start blogging.

On this, my maiden voyage, I urge you all to check in periodically, and to chip in with your comments where appropriate (or inappropriate - whatever). I will do my utmost to share with you all the treasures of cyberspace that vaguely interest me, so you can expect plenty of boobs and hot ass, movie news, Paris Hilton, annoying trivia, Britney Spears, filth, filth, filth and porn. From time to time, I might even regale you with fantasmical tales of my exploits and adventures.

Thanks for visiting, come again soon. I know I will. Ha ha.

Splatterman

Ps. check out this link - click on "Magnificent 7" (the Sun is a beaut!)
http://www.page3.com/index2.shtml





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