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Tuesday, December 07, 2004

Porn music



"Even if you have never seen a porn movie in your lifetime, almost everyone in the world knows what the 'Wakka Chikka Wakka Chikka' represents...

Each person, upon hearing it, mentally interprets the 'Wakka Chikka Wakka Chikka' in their own way, fueling a range of emotions from lust to disgust. This CD represents 17 individual artists' interpretations of the 'Wakka Chikka Wakka Chikka'; each providing their own unique cultural and geographic spin on the vibe that is "Wakka Chikka Wakka Chikka'. From celebrations of the beauty of intimacy to a cautionary tale of excess, this collection of sound sculptures of the 'Wakka Chikka Wakka Chikka' mystique from around the world will guide you into the heart of all that is 'Wakka Chikka Wakka Chikka'.

So turn the lights down low, light a few candles, put this CD on the stereo and let the magic of the 'Wakka Chikka Wakka Chikka' take you wherever you want to go. "

"Even if you have never seen a porno?" Who the fuck has never seen a porno? Maybe my gran, but c'mon. Still, I like the idea. And I like the "Wakka Chikka Wakka Chikka" - one of personal favourite sound effects, in any genre.

Of course, if I buy this, I'll have to retire my Engima and Roxette - both of which have served me rather poorly, I must add. I do fancy the idea of pushing some buxom 17 year-old down onto my bed, flicking on the cd player, and hearing "Wakka Chikka Wakka Chikka" as I rip of my velcro trousers. I also have a moustache in this fantasy. Grrroowwwaaar.






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