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Friday, December 03, 2004

DIY defibrillation

Only in America.



Uber-nerd Finkelstein sent in this link to Amazon, where you can purchase your very own pocket defibrillator, especially for those painfully irritating times when your buddies drink themselves into cardiac arrest. Also good for those brilliant evenings where one drunken Johnny Knoxville wannabe spontaneously decides to "kickstart" things (even better than fart lighting or WWF Sofa Smackdown).

And best you order yours today, whilst its on extra-super-special, reduced from $1995,00 to only $499,00 ("subjectotermsandconditions,stocksarelimited,soordernow!!").

There's also an infomerical video link, which is pretty amusing.
Stupid yanks.





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