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Tuesday, November 02, 2004

Just another Friday night...

"Tokyo - A man allegedly broke into a house in western Japan with the intention of robbing it, but was so drunk that he fell asleep in his victim's home without stealing a thing, police said on Monday.

The occupant returned to his home in Kobe city on Sunday afternoon to find the unemployed suspect, Tatsumi Okagawa, 52, asleep on the floor upstairs, a Hyogo prefecture (state) police spokesperson said on condition of anonymity.

Okagawa told police he had intended to rob the home but instead just fell asleep.

Police caught him as he tried to flee the house and arrested him on suspicion of illegal entry, the spokesperson said. " News24

Jeez, I totally sympathise with this idiot. With the passing out vibe, that is - not with the criminal crap (well...maybe a bit). It really does suck when you wake up in a strange house after a bender the night before. Luckily for this dude, there wasn't some dog-faced lardbottom snuggling up behind him, which probably means he was still relatively sober when he arrived.






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