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Monday, November 29, 2004

Julia Roberts pops out a pair



Congratulations to Julia Roberts and husband Danny Moder who gave birth to twins Hazel Patricia Moder and Phinnaeus Walter Moder on Sunday morning in a Los Angeles hospital.

Splattermail's sympathies go out to poor Hazel and Phinnaeus who are the latest victims of Fuckinstoopidnameitis, an afflication carried by famous celebrities, but ultimately suffered by their innocent offspring.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE???

Cruel celebrity parents irritate me.






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