Friday, November 19, 2004


Guess who? If you guessed Britney Spears, you're spot on. If you guessed Shrek, you're also pretty close. Please PLEASE would some generous Splattermail reader sponsor me a flight to East Coast, USA so that I can kick Britney right smack in her ugly, stupid gwaf. I promise to take pictures.

I get so pissed when chicks let themselves go after they've tasted The Salami. Ugly cow. And she looks super stoked about the fact that she's just about to shove a few more pounds of lard into her fat mug.

I think MacDonalds should consider a lawsuit.

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