Tuesday, November 23, 2004

13-year old abducts stripper

Man. This is my kinda 13-year old. And not in a Michael Jackson way, mind you.

"VIRGINIA BEACH, Va. - A 13-year-old boy was charged with abducting an exotic dancer when she showed up for an appointment at what turned out to be a vacant house with no electricity, police said Monday.

When the woman entered the house at 6:30 p.m. on Nov. 16, she realized her client was a juvenile, police spokeswoman Rene Ball said.

The boy told her the contract was for his older brother, but no one else showed up. The woman tried to leave, and the boy pointed a shotgun at her and ordered her to dance for him, Ball said.

She tried to call 911 on her cell phone, but the boy grabbed the phone. The woman bit the boy's hand, broke free and ran to her car.

The boy was arrested Thursday and charged with abduction by force, conspiracy, using a firearm to commit a felony, brandishing a firearm and transporting and possessing an assault firearm at age 13. He was being held at the Virginia Beach Detention Center. " Yahoo

Now that's a story the little shit will still be able to entertain his friends with in 20 years time. Why didn't I ever think of it? Oh yes - I may be a pervert, but I'm all Salami and no...meatballs? Then again, I'm also not a rampant psycopath and my dad never had a shotgun, so it was never really on in the first place. I must have had a pretty lame childhood.

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