Friday, October 15, 2004

US Supreme Court Judge: "Orgies are way cool"

"He is the conservative bastion of the US supreme court, a favourite of President Bush, and a hunting partner of the vice-president. He has argued vociferously against abortion rights, and in favour of anti-sodomy laws.

But it turns out that there is another side to Justice Antonin Scalia: he thinks Americans ought to be having more orgies.

Challenged about his views on sexual morality, Justice Scalia surprised his audience at Harvard University, telling them: "I even take the position that sexual orgies eliminate social tensions and ought to be encouraged."

It seems unlikely that this is what President Bush meant when he promised to appoint more judges like Scalia to the court, should the opportunity arise. Crucially, Justice Scalia is one of the judges in favour of overturning Roe v Wade, the landmark judgment protecting abortion as a constitutional right.
" The Guardian

Even conservative judges like a bit of a polony sandwich every now and then, eh? Good for him! Course, I don't think I'd invite him to any one of my orgies, unless he's a 36C tanned blonde with great legs and an ass you bounce quarters off of. At least then we'd have one hot chick. Maybe I'll go hang around the courts next week looking for a party? Please excuse the legal pun.

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