Monday, October 11, 2004

Quasimodo and the Battle of the Bulge

What is that underneath George Bush's jacket? Is it a bullet proof vest? Bush campaign officials say no. Is it a rumpling or fold that just naturally appeared in the fabric, as the same officials would have us believe? C'mon - not everyone is a stupid, gullible Republican.

Or...is it something more sinister, more...sneaky? The Internet has been abuzz with conspiracy theories over the past week, the most contraversial of which is (of course) the most exciting. The New York Times reported last Friday:

"According to rumors racing across the Internet this week, the rectangular bulge visible between Mr. Bush's shoulder blades was a radio receiver, getting answers from an offstage counselor into a hidden presidential earpiece. The prime suspect was Karl Rove, Mr. Bush's powerful political adviser."

PS. Informed feedback would be greatly appreciated!





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