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Friday, October 15, 2004

Nympho is a dream lover

"A WIFE sneaked out at night and had sex with strangers — while SLEEPWALKING, a doctor revealed yesterday.

The middle-aged woman returned to the marital bed and woke the next morning without any recollection of what she had done.

Sleep specialist Peter Buchanan said she only discovered what was going on when her husband stirred one night, went out to find her and discovered her having sex with someone she did not know.

The husband was already aware she was a sleepwalker — and had previously found condoms strewn randomly around the house.

The condition has been dubbed “sleep sex”.
" The Sun

Oy, hubby. Can you spell F-U-C-K-I-N-G M-O-R-O-N? What the fuck kind of useless excuse is "sleep sex"? And, more disgustingly, what kind of gullible turd buys that crap? Face it, dude - your wife's a randy nympho slut. Still, I think I may "develop" a case of "sleep sex" myself.

I've sent a letter to The Sun asking where Ms Sleep Sex lives. Next time i'm in the UK, i'll pop round one night with some domes, a thermos and a pack of crisps and sit in her garden.



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