Wednesday, October 20, 2004

Mary Kate Olsen - how to lose weight fast

"LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - A spokesman for actress Mary-Kate Olsen on Tuesday denied media reports that she had suffered a relapse in her battle against anorexia, saying the "flatout" wrong stories were "incredibly hurtful" to the teen icon.

News and pictures of a rail-thin Mary-Kate last summer prompted an outpouring of sympathy among the "tween" fans of the twin sisters and revived media interest in the perplexing subject of anorexia and bulimia among young girls."

Ag, shame. It must be tough on the poor girl - I imagine that being a billionaire must be incredibly traumatic, especially given the ludicrous price of a MacMeal these days. I gotta admit, though - the girls are pretty hot...but I do feel fairly dirty when I think about them both...naked. Not that dirty, mind you. Or maybe dirty in a good way? It'll be fantastic when an Olsen sex tape finally surfaces on the 'Net - maybe they can call it Full House...The Story of a Lesbian Dormitary.



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