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Monday, October 04, 2004

Kids visit Margaritaville



"SEPTEMBER 29--Earlier this month, the staff, faculty, and Board of Trustees at Virginia's private Alexandria Country Day School had a Mexican-themed dinner complete with some tasty margaritas. For some reason, the leftover hooch was placed in a school refrigerator. You can probably guess what's coming next. On September 10, the booze was mistaken for "limeade" by school workers and actually served at lunch to students in the third, fourth, and fifth grades.

The margarita mixup came after the school ran out of milk and apparently had no negative effect of the students, who "sipped it and said that it didn't taste good." They're young, they'll learn. An embarrassed and contrite Harvey promised that booze will now be banned on campus and all faculty parties will be held off-site
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Yeah, right - it was served "by accident". More likely that some disgruntled cafeteria worker, who was sick of getting shat on all day by parents and teachers, and for having to put up with crappy spoilt private school biters, just decided he'd get them all drunk and invite them back to his place for a "slumber party". Heck, it could happen. Apparently it was a big problem at Bishops during the mid-eighties to early nineties.

Anyhoo, here's the letter sent from the school to the parents.





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