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Tuesday, September 28, 2004

Its about f*&king time!



Please say its true! It seems that the beeyootiful Gisele Bundchen has finally had it up to her fantastic tits with Leonardo di Caprio, and has dumped his ass because he refuses to marry her. Sure, I think her motive sucks, but I guess the end justifies the means in this case. The sad part is that it seems like she's being "comforted" (read: shagged every which way she can) by another pretty boy butt-fuck, namely Josh Hairnet. On the positive side, this presents a very rare window of opportunity for me to bang her too, while she's still partially available and annoyingly emotional. Well, bang her in a manner of speaking, anyway.

Read more: http://entertainment.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4459,10894045%5E10431%5E%5Enbv,00.html





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