Tuesday, September 14, 2004

The gospel according to Tommy Lee

In his latest book, Tommyland, Tommy Lee discusses the technical problems with threesomes and the inherent superiority of foursomes.

"There are only so many things you can all do together and there are a few lovely things you can do to both of them at the same time and them to you. But when it comes time for [bleeping], unless there's something out there that I don't know about, you've only got one [sex organ] so there's always someone waiting. The thing to do is have foursomes. Three chicks and just you. If you have three chicks as into one another as they are into you, you can [have sex with] one and watch the other two go at it, which adds to the overall horniness. [I] may increase the number of girls, but [I'll] never be with fewer than three."

Read more: http://www.nypost.com/gossip/30152.htm

Words to live by.

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